senryu – would you join me = m’accompagnez-vous

senryu - would you join me = m’accompagnez-vous 

would you join me,
my fine feathered friends?
... lots to crow about!




m’accompagnez-vous,
mes amis aux plumes fines ?
... l’on va pavoiser !
 
Richard Vallance

senryu – a bald eagle = l’aigle d’Amérique

senryu - a bald eagle = l’aigle d’Amérique

that bald eagle
wearing a russet wig -
don’t dare laugh!




l’aigle d’Amérique
qui porte une perruque -
tu n’oses pas rire !

Richard Vallance

haiku d’été – perched in a tree = perchés dans l’arbre

haiku d’été – perched in a tree = perchés dans l’arbre

perched high in the tree
a murder of squawking crows –
goofy guffaws




perchés dans l’arbre
plusieurs corbeaux stridents –
comme ils gloussent !

Richard Vallance

funny summer haiku d’été rigolo – on our clothesline = sur la corde à linge

funny summer haiku d’été rigolo – on our clothesline = sur la corde à linge

on our clothesline,
fluttering in the wind 
my torn undies




sur la corde à linge,
mes sous-vêtements déchirés
flottent au gré du vent

Richard Vallance
 

senryu – blueberries on Mars? = bleuets sur Mars ?

senryu –  blueberries on Mars? = bleuets sur Mars ?

blueberries on Mars?
you gotta be pullin’ my leg !
... or bird turds?



bleuets sur Mars ?
est-ce tu me taquines !
... ou des crottes d’oiseaux ?

Richard Vallance

senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire

senryu – I kitty shred = chaton, je déchire

kitty, I shred
the cushion on your sofa...
just kidding



chaton, je déchire
le coussin sur ton sofa ...
je te taquine 

Richard Vallance

Hysterically funny haikus I found on the Internet! These will make you burst out laughing!

Hysterically funny haikus I found on the Internet! These will make you burst out laughing!



This one made me laugh so hard my ribs ached!




God, I need to pee so bad! We can all relate to that!





What a horrible life, to be a stapler! 

funny summer haiku d’été rigolo – you silkie rooster = toi coq soyeux

funny summer haiku d’été rigolo  – you silkie rooster = toi coq soyeux

you silkie rooster
feather-brain preening yourself
you dandy roué!



toi coq soyeux
toi qui lisses tes plumes soyeuses
toi dandy roué !

Richard Vallance

Silkie or Partidge roosters are covered with feathers even all over their feet! They remind me of Pekingese dogs.

Les coqs soyeux ou coqs perdrix sont couverts de plumes même sur leurs petits pieds. Ça me rappelle les chiens pékinois !

funny senryu rigolo – Peach is 2 = Peach a 2 ans LOL!

funny senryu rigolo – Peach is 2 = Peach a 2 ans LOL!

Peach is 2  –
how fetching, you old crow!
Who the hell is Peach?



Peach a 2 ans  –
Que c’est beau, vieux corbeau !
Qui diable est-elle ?

Richard Vallance

The funniest flash drive you have ever seen, Sylvester puddy-tat!

The funniest flash drive you have ever seen, Sylvester puddy-tat!

 

This one is a real hoot… very funny! first UTube video on Mycenaean Linear B, all about Michael Ventris’ remarkable success in deciphering the syllabary in June-July 1952.

This one is a real hoot... very funny! first UTube video on Mycenaean Linear B, all about Michael Ventris’ remarkable success in deciphering the syllabary in June-July 1952. 



AND very poetic!

Once I have mastered the technique of posting videos on UTube, I shall begin posting my own videos on key aspects of Minoan Linear A, Mycenaean Linear B and Arcado-Cypriot Linear C, including their decipherment.