senryu – trips on his cane = trébuche sur sa canne

senryu – trips on his cane = trébuche sur sa canne

trips on his cane
bloodied nose
passers-by




trébuche sur sa canne
nez ensanglanté
des passants

Richard Vallance

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funny haiku by yours truly! haiku humoristique par devine qui !

funny haiku by yours truly! haiku humoristique par devine qui !

you old fart!
prostate = hot-air balloon ...
you’ll pee all night!



quel vieux schnock !
prostate = montgolfière ...
tu pisses toute la nuit !

Richard Vallance 

funny summer haiku d’été humoristique – an old fart = un vieux schnock

funny summer haiku d’été humoristique – an old fart = un vieux schnock

an old fart
barbecuing his wiener –
what an ass!



un vieux schnock,
sa saucisse au barbecue –
quel derrière !

Richard Vallance

senryu – crow stealing dentures = dentiers volés

senryu – crow stealing dentures = dentiers volés

crow stealing dentures
from an old man –
toothless ole’ groggin



le beau corbeau vole
les dentiers d’un vieillard  –
enfin édenté

Richard Vallance