winter haiku d’hiver – freezing my arse off = mon cul tout gelé

winter haiku d’hiver – freezing my arse off = mon cul tout gelé
   
freezing my arse off – 
spring’s around the corner...
it’s too f***ing cold



mon cul tout gelé,
le printemps est presque là...
quel froid foutu !

Richard Vallance 

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funny summer haiku d’été rigolo – blue-bill pelican = pélican, bec bleu,

funny summer haiku d’été rigolo – blue-bill pelican = pélican, bec bleu,

blue-bill pelican
his pouch all agape –
where’s that f***ing fish?



pélican, bec bleu,
bouche bée, où est
ce poisson foutu ?

Richard Vallance

Haiku by Richard Vallance, Canada, photo © by Mark Parkinson, Australia

Haiku par Richard Vallance, le Canada, photo © par Mark Parkinson, l’Australie